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February 28th, 2 weeks after valentines, the celebration of optional fertility, where sexual partners do position 69.
You celebrate day 69 by doing position 69?
It’s when dumb bitches that only post one side of a story stfu and find something better to do
Girl 1:”imma post about this annoying bitch and get her cancelled and not post her appolgy”
Stella: ayo today is Stella day!1!2
A day spent fulfilling obligations and responsibilities immediately following a night of heavy drinking and/or abusing other substances
Bro1: "Dude, don't you have band practice tomorrow at 6am?"
Bro2: "Sure do. Just pour me another shot. Straight soldier day."
September 29 a day where you celebrate your children and get them gifts.
I’m going to get my child a gift for children’s day.
the last day of the school week.....normally a friday but if you would have off that day it would be thursday etc........it is also a tiny little self holiday
hey dude happy madafascotchie day!!!!
Every single male in the earth has to cum at least 2 times in this day.
Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).
As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!
Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!