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An individual who is a homosexual but disguises it with extreme homophobia.
Johanna: Hey Breens, what's the deal with with John, he keeps making fun of faggots?
Breens: Don't worry about him, he's just a raging Closet Fuck.
Johanna: oh, true true.
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The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.
Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?
Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.
JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
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A hookup that fails to make you cum so it “never happened”
John: “Did you fuck Ashly?”
Luke: “I warp fucked Ashly.”
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Similar to a hate-fuck, but you fuck someone because their talking is so god damned boring you have to do something to shut them up.
Somebody really needs to bore-fuck Nancy Pelosi. Get her to shut the hell up.
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You know those stupid foam chairs that you can buy at Wal-Mart and they open up to a shitty bed.
"My roommate has a flop and fuck, go ahead and open it up and sleep on it tonight, I don't care if you fuck a midget on it."
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v. 1. being involved in a naked cuddle puddle which often, but not always, includes varied forms of fornication
2. preparing layers of blankets and pillows at any location in the fashion of a Fuck Nest, mostly with intentions of intercourse with one or more persons.
3. The act of fucking in said Fuck Nest.
"That goblin is so cute, piling up those animal skins. They must be planning to raid a brothel tonight, because I have seen several others fuck nesting."
"There were so many writhing bodies fuck nesting."
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