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This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
Greg had to do the muddy butt duck walk to my bathroom to get more toilet paper.
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Donald trump LOVEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WALLS especially the wall between Mexico😯
Donald Duck trump:I want to build a wALl
Me:no you want me to say in Spanish NOA
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A male or female that consumes large quantities of cum by way of pussy, asshole, or mouth. The "cum drunken" outcome is sucking, fucking, or anal injection by anyone they come into contact with.
Chris became a cum drunk fuck duck by ingesting the cum of over 300 cum drunk duck sluts
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Bases covered + ducks in a row = having our ducks covered.
It is obivous you are a metophore scrambler
When working on many things it is important to have your ducks covered.
Girls these days, with those duck lips and all!
On a tinder profile:
Motorcycle muscles
I like to feed the ducks.
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What you have to do when you have toilet paper in the house but not in the bathroom and you only realize that after you've shit and you're home alone. Essentially waddling to wherever you keep the toilet paper with your pants and undies at your ankles and shit on your ass and then waddling back hoping no one sees you like this.
The "Donald Duck" part coming from the fact that you're most likely Donald Ducking while doing this
Eric realized he had to restock the toilet paper after he took a Taco Bell shit, thus he now has to either make Donald Duck's Great Journey or wait till someone comes home.