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A school in Michigan full of basic white girls, dumb fuckboys, and Trump supporters
Jasmine: Everyone at Northview High School is a snake🐍
Megan: I know right?
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1. roaches (remains of a blunt) that have been held on to by the owner since/during high school, for use at a later date, usually due to a high concentration that gathers at the roach's tip with age, and it gives a tense high when smoked. but smoking it is apparently worse for you than smoking a normal joint cause it fucks up your lungs worse or something
2. track 5 on the Bass Drum of Death album GB City... some punkass named Shawnee stole his high school roaches or something
1. I've held on to these roaches since i was in 11th grade... i'll get a mad high off this fuckin thing
2.
"I ran out of time
My hand gave you mine
You said you're to go
I'd write you a song?
Now I'm in my line
What can you do wrong?
What can you do wrong?
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Feelin it with me, Shawnee
Gimme back my high school roaches
Gimme back my high school roaches" -Bass Drum of Death, 2011
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A shitty High School located in the shittiest town in Virginia with Second highest meth usage in the country. All the kids who go there are drama whores and stoners, the stoners aren’t that bad but if your a drama whore shut the fuck up sit down and close your legs or put your fucking dick away. You cannot go to this school and not have some sort of mental illness from the lack of empathy received from staff memebers. Collins is a bitch and dosent care a bit about his students.
Staunton high school had another shooting threat yesterday
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Riddlesdown High School (or now commonly referred to as Riddlesdown Colligate even though let's be honest that isn't an actual word) is a big ass school in the middle of nowhere. Located in Croydon, Riddlesdown Colligiate has a well nice uniform compared to Saint Filominas and has a big field. The food in the Diner is nice but that's about it but if you go there you sound proper impressive because bare famous people went there like Kate Moss.
1}What school do you go to?
2}Riddlesdown High School.
1}Oh.
2}yep...
1}bye.
2}bye.
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run by mr. THICCodos. Girls here will steal ur man in a hot second and all the athletes vape on the bus ride to their games. even the teachers know whats up with the vapes. girls will key other girls cars when they hear ur talking shit. everyone is a snitch but everyone is too pussy to give them stitches. girls are constantly crying over the dumbest shit.
Girl 1: Did you hear about what happened at MHS?
Girl 2: no what?
Girl 1: this girl fucked some other girls man and got caught
Girl 2: No surprise there, typical Montville High School girls
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A school in Lossiemouth filled with either stupid or depressed kids and horrible teachers who barely know anything about their subject.
You go to Lossiemouth high school? What a loser.
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Poorly thought out and inefficient way of preparing teens for adulthood
Staff
The school staff is full of middle-aged cucks or teachers, principals, and counselors for short.
Counselors like to take little situations way out of proportions.
Teachers take pleasure in seeing all of our hopes and dreams crushed. They only way you could prevent this is to become a “teacher's pet” and you’re forced to basically suck them off until graduation. Routines include a large amount of homework with a only one day to complete it, unexpected quizzes with questions that don’t relate to any of the topics you learned/worked on, and not putting in grades on time but when they do it’s late credit.
Principles don’t really do anything besides mingle around the school.
“Education System”
We learn pointless things and do pointless things that won’t benefit at all. Why learn how do taxes for a business when you can make clay pots in art class? High school credits don’t make sense at all and you have to do extracurricular things just so you can graduate. The only useful core class is math everything else is basically useless
Bathrooms
Not worth it just wait until you get home
I would mention the cancerous students but I just hit the character limit :/
Conclusion
All in all high school is just a waste what’s supposed to be “The best years of your life”.
Elementary Student: So high school gonna be?
Me: A complete waste of life just drop out while you can.
(High School in 2017)
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