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He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
MOMMY I'M EMO means mother I have turned emo you can't do anything
MOMMY I'M EMO and my bestselling Hair dyewill help me
This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.
"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."
You say this to your friends when you are about to kill them
Friend: why do you have a knife in your hand?
You: I'm sorry but I want to kill you
Friend: Please don't, why would you do this?
You: I don't know I just feel like doing it because why not
Just mean there sorry, simply it.
But, If you have a friend that "i'm sorry" a-lot.
Check up on them, they may have some issues going on at home/school/well any place that you can thing of.
Just talk to them, I sure they will better.
*1 would bump into 2"
1: i'm sorry
2: You don't need to say sorry, I know it was a Mistake.
If you say sorry to someone that means you won't do it again don't say sorry unless you mean it
I'm sorry for what I did
Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?
I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!
Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!