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When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..
Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..
The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
A term to describe people who crawl through poop that are in large amounts. These people tend to have a poop fetish that is extreme.
When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.
Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.
When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.
Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.
Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).
Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?
Guy 2 - No...