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Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.
My next Google search... I heard it bombed. I heard it got thrashed in the reviews. Disappointing.
Hym "Does Lady Gaga get naked in the Joker sequel..........? *Sigh* It doesn't say... Damn..."
Someone that thinks the things they own are worth more than they their actual value. (Ex. Cars, House etc.)
That lady expects us to pay asking price...she’s a lady of the Larch.
Lady Lotto - a game of chance played by ugly/nerdy men that involves making contact with large numbers of attractive women in the vain hope of finding a partner way above their league.
It must be time for a win on the Lady Lotto - I've sent almost fifty emails and not a single reply.
a term from the 1990s for a lesbian who bottoms in sexual intercourse.
"i heard she's a fairy lady!"
The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.
She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.