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Either used after someone said something awkward or in order to break the silence in a group that suddenly turned silent.
* awkward silence *
Boy: What a life...
A Facebook term used to describe entering into an ill-judged "relationship" that will last, on average, three weeks.
*insert name* likes your life event
When someone lives a Gribble Life, it means they stay on the internet all day, looking up ridiculous things to buy, or delving into conspiracy theories. This person is usually paranoid, and spends excessive amounts of money on items online. Derived from the TV show "King of the Hill", the phrase is based of one of the main characters, Dale Gribble.
(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"
(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."
(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"
(Dale) "Yup."
(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"
Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.
(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"
(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."
(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"
(Dale) "Yup."
(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"
Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.
The Story of The Turtle of Life:
The Turtle of Life has never been born unto a family of glory and righteousness.
Thus he gave unto himself a gift. This gift was the Pride of the Lions, and what caused the Sadness of the Ravens and the Murder of the Crows. The Murder brought about a new era and the skies were clear for all other birds feared this new gift, especially the seagulls. When the seagulls, learned of their fate and that they had been exiled from the skies they decided to become creatures of earth and thus, transformed into moles. The moles were not pleased by the overcrowding of the earth and thus wished to be Crows. Now moles, living under a rock, didn’t know about the Murder of the Crows, and so they were killed, swiftly and brutally. The Seagulls then realized that turtles’ bellies were weak and they held their bellies up to the warm earth. So the Moles attempted siege of the shelled creatures. The Turtles then pinned the blame on the Turtle of Life who was never there, and they were killed. The Turtle of Life did not come back to save them for he was never there… or was he.
The Turtle of Life Pwn3d that noob .
another word for vagina
Nephiral : I dipped my fruit in the fondue of life last night
Kappa : No way man! :O