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A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.
Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.
I have an itchy sazzle muffin
I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed
Your face looks like a sazzle muffin
When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
Example: Bobby banged me so hard last night I grew an uncontrollably fat gooch muffin.
When you go ham on a girls diserable bits
I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night
Woman1: do you know the muffin man?
Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!