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That one guy in school who just looks greatvis really smart, and can get any girl in the school and you know hes goning to be successful.
He is such a Hot Pocket Bro
n. A person who has achieved climax by rubbing one out from inside of his pants' pocket. See also, Pocket Party
Step aside, I'm a Pocket Party Pro and I'm here to jerk myself off from inside the pocket of my pants!
The act of splooging into one's own sister and eating out the cheesy inside.
Rick: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: I had a great time at family therapy, I gave my sister an Alabama Hot Pocket.
Rick: No shit man, I also did some siblings bonding.
*Rick & Chuck watch the sun set set on their family ranch.
An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.
Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend
When a man takes their woman on a weekend away to Ulladulla, gets her to spread her legs while touching her toes then he blows a bush hanky into her pussy and fucks it.
Our weekend away was looking pretty bleak until he gave me an Ulladulla Snot Pocket.
Spending all the cash you have on one thing
I paid out tha pocket for those speakers!
When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.