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The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
Redneck abortion but easier.
Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs
Fellatio, specifically the act of holding the penis in one hand stroking it while sucking on the testicles and flicking them with the tongue.
My girl gave me scrambled eggs as breakfast in bed this morning.
When you scoop out your partners eggs and you cum on them and mix it up to then eat it.
me and Martha made some scrambled eggs last night!
No way!
Yeah she let me scoop em right out!
Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the
Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS
She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.
1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"