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What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
The best way to describe a terrible human
Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head
To consume toast in the shower whilst one is hungover. The polar opposite of a shower beer.
"Aw yeah this shower toast is really doing the trick for the old hangover".
Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"
To drink an excessive amount of liquid in a short period of time.
Jeff: I'm very thirsty, do you have any water?
George: no, just take a quick organ shower with the tap water.
Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
showering without washing your hair. typically people do this when they exercise at night and still want to take a shower in the morning.
Carla: "i just got back from the gym but i think im gonna take a fo-shower because i need to shower tomorrow before work"
Martha: "that's kind of gross, but i would totes do the same thing"