Massive Horse

A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.

Get off me you Massive Horse!

horse toe

1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)

1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?

Kansas horse bit

When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth

Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend

You can't take a horse to water

You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.

You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.

Schleich horse

It’s a addiction of plastic horses and you use all of your money on it

I love my schleich horse

horse eater

keelah

keelah is a horse eater

hung like a horse

hungry like a horse, starving

"Damn, she ate like 12 donuts! Must've been hung like a horse."
"I'm kinda hung myself, might grab a sandwich on the way back"