When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈
Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!
When a bitch is taking a literal shit and you ram your cock up her ass.
Damn dog you made that "turtle retreat"
When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.
Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"
- omg its jisoo!
- you mean jisoo turtle rabbit kim?
When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew what I was missing until I has a two dollar turtle sundae.
When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.
A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
person1 Dude i got hit by a turtle with a 12 pack today it sucked
person2 that sucks