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The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina
Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle
Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈
Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!
When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!
A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.