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Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.
Last night I had a French wank before sleep.
Similar to the American "drive-by" the French drive-over is driving someone over rather than driving beside and shooting them. This was popularized after the French saw the rest of the world and lost all respect, desperate to get rid of those other impure men, they flattened them under heavy rocks. This was later adopted by the car as it was far more fun, far easier and had the exact same effect. This practice has been replicated by other countries in the modern age as well, although, by filthy outsiders.
18-Something
*French engineer* We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans"
*French engineer* "We shall make a machine to flatten their country , spirit and soul."
*All together* "Hon Hon Hon!"
Modern age:
*Frenchmen* "We must rid us of these disgusting oil monkeys they call "Americans". "Get the cheese wheels ready monsieur, we're doing A French drive-over! Time to flatten them like crepes!"
French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee
Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it
That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys
A handjob in the bathroom of a OnRoute along the 401, usually costing about $3.00.
Stopped at the OnRoute near Belleville for a coffee and a french vanilla from my buddy Adam.
When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time
Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING
Really high or stoned! Straight up burnt brain cells. Lost and not to be found!
That stammer dude had some killer weed. "Ya bro im french toast! Thanks kimbo we are french!