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A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).
Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???
A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀
Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?
Launch tacoma greater than or equal to 30 yards in the swamp
Forrest really aired that motherfucker out last night.
A pretending to use a pill rather than taking one's required medication. The actual pill may be hid in one's sleeve, anus/rectum, or nasal cavity until anyone forcing one to consume the pill is out of the room. The anus thing doesn't really work if it's a suppository.
Geez, grampa really doesn't want his medication. I saw he was taking an air lozenge while he shoved the pills up his bum until the nurse left.
A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks
USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL
Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here
Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual
A Canadian Organization for youth aged 12-18. Funded by the Department of National Defense and partners with the Canadian Armed Forces Reserves Cadet Instructor Cadre. The aims of the program are to exercise citizenship and leadership, promote physical fitness, and stimulate an interest in the air activities of the Canadian Armed Forces. Fun, challenging, accepting, rewarding, safe and opportunity are words that I would use to describe the program.
"Wow this guy did Royal Canadian Air Cadets, we should hire him"
"She wants to be a pilot? Did she try air cadets?"
What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms
I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble