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the biggest pussy/fag you will ever meet, 100% of the time referring to persons named Kaden Costello
Dude Kaden had so much dick last night he was literally a boner garage
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A medical phenomenon where a newborn infant achieves an erection while passing through the birth canal. The sensation that the infant experiences when his erection comes into contact with his mother's vulva may sometimes cause small amounts of ejaculation. This ejaculate will either shoot onto the delivering doctor's face (see: bukkake), or will enter the mother's vaginal opening. In the instance of the latter, the mother may become pregnant with her newborn son's semen. The resulting child will be the product of the Boner Baby's. Because Boner Baby Syndrome (BBS) is a hereditary trait, the cycle may continue indefinitely.
Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.
Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
"Because Lutz was born a Boner Baby, his younger brother was also his son. His life was wracked with confusion. This (and, of course, myriad other reasons) prevented him from losing his virginity until he was 46."
"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."
"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"
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A man tackles the shit out of a female because of his random boner, and no matter the place or time he fucks the absolute shit out of the woman whether be the "vaggie vag" or the asshole or whatever other hole he could find.
-Tim... it's your mother why are you in jail?
-Oh well i got the raging boner and got arrested while walking by the home of mentally challenged.
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your body's physical reaction to seeing a pick-up truck with a window decal with woofs (wolves) howling at the moon...covering the entire rear window
oh, crap. i just totally got a fang boner.
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The act of acquiring an erection prior to engaging in a sexual act
Girl: "Im gonna give you the best blow job"
Guy: "Is that...Is that a Pre-Boner?"
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When a penis wants to be a boner but it's owner won't let it because he's in public dancing.
Am I trouble because I gave you a wanna be boner or because ur starting to have feelings for me.
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Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.
*see buzzkill
Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.
Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.
Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.
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