Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

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Care Bear

Adjective used to describe an individual who constantly wears out currently used terms,mimics and mocks click/groups/gangs, or a person who is exceptionally disliked by a group of people.

1. A person uses gang/group related terminology
Response : "You a frikking care bear"
"Commander Care bear"
"dont be a care bear

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Bear hunting with a switch

1) Impossible
2) Frightening

"Selling this customer is like bear hunting with a switch!"
"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"

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Bear Trappers Hat

A name for a more hairier than normal Vagina

It's like a rip in a bear trappers hat!

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like ten bear

A measure of exaggeration used to express a point
Can be shortened to just 'like ten'

Last know usage was Sudbury, Canada.

I was up all night and today I'm yawning like ten bear.

Jim: Hey, did you get drunk last night?
Joe: Yeah, like ten.

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Barrel full of bears

A person (sometimes female) without fear or trepidation

Belinda was as brave as a barrel full of bears.

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Mexican Bear Hug

A Mexican Bear Hug is when the drug cartels put you in rubber tires and light it on fire.

Ex: Holy Shit Mark is about to get a Mexican Bear Hug

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