Animal-Style Blow Job

Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.

Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.

"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"

"Yup..."

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candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

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National blow job day

National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.

Enjoy your National blow job day!

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let's blow this popsicle stand!

Legend has it that this term was first coined in the 1940's by a Jamaican named Antoine Cleo. Antoine Cleo believed that filling the area of a popsicle with deadly radiation, could be used against certain countries as biological warfare. He believed that the radiation had certain brainwashing chemicles inside of it and that placing the popsicles at stands at random areas could allow more people to buy the popsicles, thus was his plan for world domination.

However, his plans were soon foiled when a strange cult called the Kindred Spirits (The Cult leader was Later identified as a man named Dushka Deshvky) blew up all the popsicle stands in America, including killing the perpetrator, Antoine Cleo.

"Lets blow this popsicle stand" was then started as an inside joke between 4 teenagers, then it spread throughout the United States, the phrase from then on meant, "Lets get out of here fast, before something bad happends to us."

Now maybe after hearing this, we can walk away a little wiser about what this phrase means.

Source: Evil minds of the 1900's.

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Indian Burn Blow Job

The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ

Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day

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blowed your doors off

See blow your doors off.

See blow your doors off for example.

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Komo Blows sucks

This is true

Hey that guy komo blows sucks and The Callan Life is the best

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