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A charter school in Downtown Denver, CO. Founded by Rex Brown, the school was once a place of higher learning and sucsess in the early to late 90's. The admission policy changed a few years later, allowing any drop-out, Pot head- Emo, ADD douchebag into the school. Also allowed were super violent, defiant and lazy thugs that quickly turned to defacing the beautifull downtown building into a brick shitbox. The teachers, while usually bright and insightfull often let their curriculum fail, and as a result so do the students.
Graduation is very hard at P.S.1, as the credit system used is very diffent than the Goverment-created system so some credits earned at P.S.1 become useless when it is time to apply for college. The computers suck, the building dosent even have a lunch-room, and the printers are often found shooting out softcore Pornography. As far as accomidations are concerned, the school has roughly 800 students and only three fucking working toilets, two of wich are in the women's bathroom. The one working toilet in the Men's Room smell of shit and spray-paint and the single janitor working for the school is rarely seen cleaning it.
The school also has abysmal test scores, as the clssses taught there don't prepare students for them.
The first words of a new enrolling student when entering the building is: "Jesus Tapdancing Christ" Quickly followed by "What the fuck is that smell?" and "Are they really dealing drugs in the entrance lobby?"
Just recently the school has hired a new Dean, nicknamed "Dean Kane" Dean kane is a Douche. He searches students illegally out of the building, lies to parents about student's offenses and only serves to prove my point that P.S.1 Charter School has hit the bottom of the pool.
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"What school do you go to man?"
"P.S.1 Charter School"
"I heard Dean Kane almost killed a kid there"
"Yeah, He is a jackass"
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P.S.1 Needs help and it needs it now
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A very extreme video on the web involving two women shitting and then proceeding to eat the shit, while performing various other sexual acts with the shit. Very nasty, yet somehow arousing...... hmmmmmm......
I applaud 2 girls 1 cup....
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The day where Spotify and Kakao M messed up everything by not renewing their contract.
A) Hey do you know what happened on March 1 2021?
B) yeah the Kpop industry got messed up because Spotify and Kakao M had beef.
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See also Type 2 FPS.
Type 1 Fat Person Syndrome (FPS)
A person that insists he or she perpetually exercises and eats diet food, but is obviously cheating. Thinks and acts like a skinny person and judges others, but is overweight.
Cindy: "I couldn't possibly have a slice of Gerald's birthday cake. I just don't get hungry after I work out. Do you realise how many calories are in that? So fatty."
Amanda to another co-worker: "Don't worry about Cindy. She has Type 1 FPS".
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"One minute im done with you, the next one i be runnin' back. Go your way, I go my way, but somehow we be still attached"
Moneybagglations 1:09
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The scale you're supposed to use when someone asks to be rated on social media, 10 being perfect, 1 meaning you wouldn't touch the person with a 10 foot pole.
Entertaining game to play with your mates or squad, using the scale on people walking by.
10 - Perfect or near perfect physical appearance and personality.
9 - 1 or 2 small things you don't like about them, but still they're hot as fuck.
8 - Multiple small things wrong with their appearance, but doesn't impact your want for them to a great extent.
7 - Solidly attractive, usually have the best personalities.
6 - Deeeecent.
5 - Meh, this commonly includes people with nice bodies, but ugly faces or vice versa. (See Jillian Michaels
4 - Bangable, if intoxicated enough.
3 - 1 or 2 good qualities. Maybe if you were paid enough ?
2 - Would not bang. Ugly inside and out.
1 - Repulsive in just about every way, you avoid this person because you either feel bad, or don't want to catch the ugly. Someone you couldn't be paid enough to sleep with.
Trent - I use the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale to determine who's hot and who's not lol.
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Willy - Dude, I just smashed with Katelyn, she's a fucking 10.
Travis - Tru dat.
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Brady - Reagan is hot, but she's not perfect, she's like a 7.
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John - Damn bro, Lindsey is looking hot right now..
Carter - John you're wayy too drunk, she's a solid 4.
John - Maybe you're right, I'll put a bag over her head.
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Mikey - Damn, AmyLyn is a fucking ugly slut bitch. Face full of acne, pube forest pussy, 150 pounds overweight, she the whole package of ugly. She got the personality of a moody humpback whale during its time of the month, but with her it's all the time. You couldn't pay me to hit that sack of shit.
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