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Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.
Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"
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A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard
Retard: An A+
Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
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A phrase used to express frustration
Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David
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When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
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something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason
have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea
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ridiculous over stimulation of the mind, leading to prolonged periods of trailer watching and twitter blogging, and in extreme cases, suicide.
"I WANT TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY 6 MODERN WARFARE 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
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Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
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