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Christian Hale

An obese cunt that eats male ass on a daily it is disgusting

You’re such a fucking Christian hale bruh

by chrishalesawasteman September 14, 2020


Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023


christianate

Christing a persons ass

E.g let me christianate your ass, so i can see your titties

by Lol im lonley November 19, 2018


christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....

dont be a christian mason.

by twisty p January 13, 2022


christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year

by 4urmother July 15, 2021


christian choi

weirdo ..... who LOVES jina han cuz she is GREAT!

oh look! a "christian choi!"
*GrABS A SHOVEL*
*RUUUUN!*

by *____________________________* June 12, 2014


How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024