Dirty cutting board

The act of putting salmonella on one of your flatmates clean cutting boards as revenge.

I’m going to have to give Joe a dirty cutting board after he kicked my pasta.

cut out for this

to be cut out for something — to be really good at someting, to be the right type of person for a particular job or activity

- I guess I really am cut out for this.

Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

cut 45

Slang for a dramatic exit.

After starting a bar room brawl, our heroes decided to cut 45.

Cut Buttered Hoe

An insult meaning someone who is worse than a prostitute.

Ana: This one girl I know is a such a cut buttered hoe. Its kinda sad.

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

cut the vein

To let go of all things in the way of your true happiness.

I finally cut the vein today