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to pray or go to church.
I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs
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A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.
First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.
Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!
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When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.
Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"
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What a white Christian man says when he is trying to get black people to join his religion. He usually ends up being beaten up.
"Remember, Jesus is my nigga and Jesus is your nigga!"
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A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."
Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
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what you end up saying when you mean to say jesus h christ but then the 'h' puts you off so it becomes a hybrid of the aforementioned and harry h corbett off steptoe and son.
jesus h corbett what the fuck are you talking about you sad git. er, I mean christ not corbett!
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a phrase for when something rediclous or really surprising happens
dude 1: george got his head stuck in the toilet.
dude 2: sweet mexican jesus.
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