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Fight against delusional people for your rights.
Im going to delusional kick soccer ball
When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
A slightly uncomfortable feeling that you get in your throat when you eat or drink something you’ve never had before. This feeling usually occur when consuming spicy, tangy, or flavorful items. The feeling can last for 1-10 seconds.
I tried relish for the first time yesterday, and felt a Kick in the throat.
An upbeat song written by Foster The People, with dark lyrics addressing the mental health of those in less fortunate circumstances; example being kids living with divorced or abusive parents.
Person 1: bro, have you ever really thought about what Pumped up Kicks is about?
Person 2: isn’t it about a kid with mental health problems?
Person 1: yeah, that’s what it’s about.
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.
I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!
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