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ghetto tease

1. a black kid that thinks he/she is "hard" and resides in Short Pump or Midlothian, VA.

2. someone that thinks a "court" in Richmond refers to basketball or tennis.

3. an individual who "buys" their necessities (food/hygiene/shoes-FLAVES) after the first week of the month.

4. a person who doesn't have or know what a "ghetto twin" is.

Original Ghetto (O.G.): "Hey Jamal, what court u come from?"

Ghetto Tease: "Humphrey Calder".

by KT Andrews February 18, 2013


Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

by Dump truck December 9, 2016


Ghetto rodeo

Fucking your girlfriend from behind, while pulling her hair. Call her a different name and hold on while she tries to buck him off

I rhode my girl in the ghetto rodeo and I was able to ride for more than 8 seconds

by Urban OG October 3, 2022


mental ghetto

noun

1. A confining or overwhelming mental environment characterized by stress or saturation.
2. A rigid and unchangeable pattern of thinking or belief.

1. "After weeks of intense study, the library became his mental ghetto."
2. "She was stuck in her mental ghetto and resisted considering alternative viewpoints."

by pixnoria June 26, 2024


Ghetto hearse

A teenage stab victim in a wheelie bin

What day do the bin men come ?The ghetto hearse is starting to smell

by Donny Diamond May 10, 2018


Ride ghetto

Skateboarding term; To ride ghetto means to skate on the sidewalk/pavement as opposed to in a skate park or on the road.

Arildson: "We need to get to his yard quickly, bus is long for man."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."

by EscobarLDN December 10, 2013


Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.

Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.

by Percival Sweetwater II September 22, 2011