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Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.
Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth
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You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.
Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.
do not ask what the horse video is
*Sees the horse video*
"Time to go drink bleach"
noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
When a horse can’t see so it fucks a cow.
“Oh man that’s a horse tumbler!”