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1.A relationship that started out as a one-night stand but turned into a relationship that never should have extended beyond the one night.;2. A relationship that is one-sided in the sense that only 1 of the participants thought it became something more, while it never progressed past one-night stand status for the other-no matter how much time is spent together/how long it continues & behaves like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
She thought he was her boyfriend for 3years, even though they had sex the night they met--it was really an extended one-night-stand.
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the best talk show in the history of talk shows. includes Conan O'Brien the Max Weinberg 7 the Masturbating Bear cone-zone pierre bernard's recliner of rage if you don't watch it, it could quite possibly be the biggest mistake of your life.
Late Night with Conan O'Brien will be on after the no-talent Tonight Show which will be taken over by his comical genius, Conan, soon. Until then, try not to let Leno put you to sleep while waiting for the best hour of TV nightly.
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On a Saturday night, you go find a hot chick and take a dump on her chest. Then you eat it off of her.
It's going to be a great Saturday. I have all these hot bitches wanting Saturday Night Specials and I just ate corn.
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Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
I AM FILLING YOU LIFE WITH DNF
Late nights in the middle of June
Example 1:
Person 1: I burn you?
Person 2: you melt me.
Example 2:
Person 1: you melt me.
Person 2: oh c’mon now
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If someone dies or gets injured in a funny way the the expression you'd use is "good night jim kite"
*watches funny YouTube competition of dumb people*
*someone gets injured*
"Lol good night jim kite"
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a speech to convince one to have sex using an overly exaggerated or lame excuse. in other words it's the speech that leads to apocalypse sex.
derived from the series supernatural s.6 e.10
Dean Winchester: Hmm. So, dangerous mission tomorrow. Guess it's time to eat, drink and, you know, make merry.
Jo Harvelle: Are you giving me the Last Night on Earth Speech?
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When you or someone is in a scenario straight out of the Shakespeare play Midsummer Night Dream.
Girl:
Man, I'm really in love with Adam. But he is in love with Kristen. But she is in love with Jordan, and he loves her back!
Friend:
You guys have Midsummer Night Dream Syndrome.
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