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Jack the Fuckboy is a fuckboy who would do anything to get nudes or get laid. He is a player and no one actually likes him. Jack the Fuckboy looks like a classic fuckboy and he is almost very tiny...everywhere.
Jack The Fuckboy: Hey can I have nudes?
Anyone ever: No.
Jack the Fuckboy: Fine I'll just get them from someone else.
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A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter
Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!
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When you jack off and shoot your load while you blow your ass horn.
Everything that comes out of his mouth is a jack fart.
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It is believed that this creature sprouts ginger hair from its head. However, this is not the most bizzare fact, it is also believed that this animal is quite easily they slowest organism in existance after losing a 100m race that involved a 3 toed sloth, a snail and a baby terrapin. If you see him in the wilds of Newquay take pity on him as he has never experienced speed.
OMG if you run any slower you will look like Jack bevan
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Jack sparrow is the most hottest guy ever. At first i thought Orlando Bloom is hot, but when i saw Johnny Depps he is the most hottest thing alive. I love his tan, i love Jacks personality, he is soo fine, he is better then anyhot ass guy i've seen. Jack sparrows accent is the best, i just ove everything about him, he is soo damn sexy and hot, he is making me having orgasms just looking at him. He is sooo the best.
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A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "
Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
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adj- A word stated when passing a fat girl, insinuating that she spends a lot of time eating in hungry jacks restaurants. Normally said in an emphatic tone of voice, however this depends on the circumstances of the sighting. it must always be said loud when you see GP's bird!
(big girl walks past)
Max: geeze, u see the size of her?
Jesse: yeah mate, hungry jacks or what!
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