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John Cena

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You can't see John Cena

by UltimateDoge August 01, 2022


John Cena

A god. A good Oman. The most powerful and beautiful man on this earth.

Blessed my soul! I just saw John Cena. I just witness the most beautiful and glorious man in this world. He even walks like a god.

by Megatron2530 April 25, 2016


John Cena

A ccp spy.

Oh hey, that foreign tourist seems to be taking photos of the U.S. embassy. I suspect that he is a john cena

by Arthur J December 09, 2021


John bologna

A retardation with a buck ass dick tiny nuts and furry eyebrows and liberals hate him

John bologna is hated by liberals

by Joey guzzle June 19, 2021


John’s Hair

Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair

Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!

I know I just saw John’s Hair

Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it

Omg same. Want to have seggs?

Ok

by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021


lyndon john

he's a good, funny, and kind hearted man, he always tell jokes and always do first move so you two could talk.

L-lintik
Y-yniwan mo
N-nandito lng ako lagi
D-danielle toh whah
O-oh jusko miss na kita
N-nawa kausapin m na ulit ako

lyndon john is a funny person
lyndon is a pretty boy

by emma.raul November 24, 2021


John Wicked

Verb. Killed by a perfect stab wound

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022