Crazy lesbian

When Shane Dawson bought a flight tickets on first class, someone brought baby's

Boy 1 Garrett watts : does this make you feel better? *Garrett and girl 1 Morgan Adams holding Benjamin and Tyler*

Boy 2 Shane Dawson: you look like crazy lesbians.

*they laugh*

What's tea? Bitch Over it

Lesbian House Plant

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.

Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.

Boomerang gay/lesbian

A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).

It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.

This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”

So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)

Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.

Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket

chocolate lesbian

it’s giving two women who really really love each other and are both food bloggers and both love swiss chocolate and are lesbians, and they say to themselves one day ‘awaooga’, and they take a bit of chocolate and shove it up their… then proceed to lick it out until they can taste no more chocolate. repeat and repeat. that’s it.

would you like to be chocolate lesbians tonight

Lesbian sandwich

When one women is wearing a strap on and she doing a women in the vagina and the other one is wearing a strap on also and she is doing her from anual .

Those three women are making a Lesbian Sandwich

Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.

“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”