Call on me

Horrible, shitty Dance music that got to number 1, just going to show that the charts are almost dead.
The only reason it got there is because stinking Trendies like to masturbate while watching the sluts on the video.

Trendy Bob: "YO! Dat Eric Prydz video is wank fine! My cock iz Hard jus finkin abaht it!!!"

Trendy Fred: "Dat blonde bird is sum wank fine ho....etc,etc..."

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Couldn't be me

Usually a word followed by a homosexual, stupid, or unfunny comment, or just to make fun of someone who's bad at video games, or retarded . Usally starting with Imagine.. ____ then followed by Couldn't be me

"Damn Logan imagine being a simp, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine dying first, Couldn't be me"
"Damn bro imagine being gay, Couldn't be me"

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Inbox Me

When a computer user is directed to contact the other through ways of electronic mail, FB, tWiTter, and other networking applications. Some of the older generations, particularly the baby boomers and or earlier, have little to no understanding of these internet slang/concepts. With guidance they may come to use our applications with confidence and better their understanding of today's Generation Y and technologies created back @X.

Inbox Me: using FB so umm Mom, if you insisit on being within my hidden friends list, start using my mailbox/inbox cuz I'll be blocking you from my Wall if you can't understand the difference. Love, You generous child.

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lace me

When you want someone to tell you the latest gossip and secrets

David: Aye, you saw that fight during lunch?

You: Yea, what was that about?
David: I know exactly what happened
You: Alright, lace me bro

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e'scuze me

A disease in which the victim cannot stop P Poppin. E'scuze me usually lasts up to a necessary amount of days to get enough sexin' into your schedule. If you attempt at refusing E'scuze me p poppin, you get a life sentence of P in da Butt for the rest of your living days.

Last night, Shoniqua took some medicine for the severe "e'scuze me" disease and out of no where, Quib P'd in her Butt.

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Me Irl

This is me, I am a hobo with internet access and I am here for the memes.

Fred: you see that picture of that dead guy?
Me: that was me irl.

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against me

against me likes jesus. and fucking. and drinking alcoholic beverages while licking whipped cream off of my body. i also happen to be the virgin mary, fucks.

maria: you guys suck. sell outs
against me: yeah..

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