Dad left for milk

An insult telling that someone's father left to create a new family from away, for being to cringe.

Guy 1: What's 9 + 10?
Guy 2: YOUR DAD LEFT FOR MILK! LOL!
Guy 1: You're dead to me...

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Milk Carton Man

Where a man goes when a woman he is dating never hears from him again. The bizarre yet common occurence when a man drops out of the woman he is dating's life without explanation.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "How's Ed?" Scarlett replied, "Girl, I think he's gone Milk Carton Man. He hasn't called. No text. No email. I haven't seen him. Nothing." Maggie commented, "Yeah,well, we'll be seeing him on the back of the milk carton for sure."

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Strawberry Milk Shake

it's like a cream pie except the female is on the rag and the cum and blood mixed together look like a strawberry milk shake.

I cam in her and when I was done I drank the strawberry milk shake

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The Dirty Milk Man

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.

Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.

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milk the tube steak

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

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Mommy Milk Mask

(VERB).. 1.When a man or woman, sucks milk out of a lactating breast and spits it onto the others face.2.When a lactating woman sprays her lover face with milk from her breast while in the throws of passion.

Damn, girl. You gobbled up that Mommy Milk Mask.

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Neutral Milk Hotel

Concisely speaking, a very good band on the "lighter" side of things...

Neutral Milk Hotel.

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