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Nicki Minaj, the most successful, highest selling, most streamed and most impact female rapper of all time.
“Nicki Minaj is the Mother of rap”
“We know! These other girls are her sons!”
A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
A combination of motherfucker and goddamnit that is used when the most extreme annoyances occur or a sudden realization is made.
God-mother this traffic…it’s so slow.
The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?
an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.
Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!
Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!
Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.