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When someone is having you on, having a joke, having a laugh, having a giggle.
Geezus: I killed your dog
Hagrid: omg really I'm so upset
Geezus: I'm just pulling your pisser
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Open Your Purse is a phrase that took its relevancy around May 2020 during the Coronavirus pandemic and the rise of civil unrest in the U.S because it put celebrities and blue tick approved "influencers" in check. It emphasizes that their money only matters when it's being donated to actually help others because their sappy "wE nEEd mOre lOvE" and "eVerYonE sTay sAfE" posts were not helping infected, the arrested, protesters nor front line medical workers".
Gerard Way (who wrote the song "Teenagers" in a matter of minutes while on a subway) : I could start by saying I have needed time to think, to explain away the days (4) of silence. I could say there are no words, or that I don’t know how to begin —
Fan 1: Open your purse
Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.
Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE
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Get a move on; hurry up. From sheep dags, being crusty bits of dried crap stuck to the fleece around the bum, which rattle as they run.
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Commonly used British phrase meaning to have sex. I've no idea why it should mean this. Does not mean penis as previously stated.
They've gone to have a bit of the old hows your father!
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What you say to someone when you aren't impressed by their performance. From the movie 'Grandma's Boy'. Mainly used with video games.
You can't even get passed level six? Your shit's weak!
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Say it confidently without fear of the possible backlash. Often used in a situation whereby somebody is saying something controversial or something that may get them in trouble or even something petty to poke fun at someone. The person will often attempt to conceal their view by manipulating their words so what they are saying becomes less obvious or appears less harsh to the listener. This can be done consciously or carelessly by the person speaker, the latter case revealing something about the way the speaker thinks about the issue.
Karen: "All you people know is drugs and violence"
Will: "Ermm excuse me... Who's 'you people'? Do you mean black people? Say it with your chest then. I dare you... I'm waiting."
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'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.
Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."
~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"
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