mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

Thy mother

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Thy mother so cringe I died while listening to her speak.

doo wop looking mother fucker

those little shitheads from down the street that you just want to stop singing so bad that you curb stomp them away

look at you ya doo wop looking mother fucker

HELLO MOTHER FATHER

It's like Hello Mother Fucker but 0 rudeness
USE TO TROLL PEOPLE

YOU:hello mother fucker
ME:hello mother father

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd

The action of fucking a Muslim dog in a Christian church while all the nuns watch

Omg I did a Oh Mary of mother Christ the saint 2nd in the local church
No way you are so cool

a mothers nust

Female ejaculation from a mother. The white gooey residue from intercouse.

To get A Mother’s nust is a glorious achievement for a man to receive from a woman with one or more children

“What’d you do last night bobby!”
Bobby: “I got a mothers nust”