Going At It Like A Pig In A Tatty

To engage in an act of oral pleasure with uninhibited gusto in wordYorkshire/word.

Eeh, by gum, Cathy lass. Slow tha' sen down a bit. Appen tha's going at it like a pig at a tatty.

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That'll do pig

An expression you say when you are at a loss for words, due to hearing something utterly confusing. Better to say this to fill the silence.

Person A: "HH- people put also more emphasis on materialistic motives
so they are more likely to pursue high-end careers
Person B (totally confused): "Okay.... That'll do pig."

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A Stupid Fat Sped Pig

A Stupid Fat Sped Pig that eats junk food and drinks soda and energy drinks daily that’ll give him a heart attack.

A Stupid Fat Sped Pig gets a heart attack for masturbating

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Peppa pig has aids

Peppa, a popular children’s cartoon character is diagnosed with the deadly disease known as aids . After failing to reach the targeted goal with her gofundme page, peppa fought her disease with substance abuse which led her to have a cocaine addiction which later would contribute to her severe ptsd in which she snorts uncontrollably.

Greg : yoo peppa was the shit back then

Lawrence: nahh man peppa pig has aids , her body was big but her limbs were skinny, that’s aids dude

Greg: my childhood will never be the same again , thank you for telling me

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wealthy right-wing pig

An individual who moves their finances/business offshore from their host country after making the right contributions to the right people from their host country's political party/parties to enrich them self, wraps them self inside of host country's flag, screaming host country's national anthem at the top of their lungs while making no contributions whatsoever to host country's well being, then trying to take credit for host country's progress.

Dave- Dude! You've just been outsourced!

Jim-Yea, I know. The Wealthy Right-Wing Pig who owns this company just outsourced my job to a country that I can't even pronounce to increase his bonus after he made a generous campaign contribution to the local politician!

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Butterfly Pig Lips

where you take a shit in a girls lady’s parts. Then rub it in with your nose making pig sounds. Then roll her up in a blanket and wait for her to pop out.

Did you hear what happened last night? My friend pulled the ol trusty butterfly pig lips on his girlfriend

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George from Peppa Pig

The hottest 18 month year old on the planet

George from Peppa Pig:Hi Peppa
Peppa:Fuck you imma throw a ball at your dumb ass
George:*transforms into god*
Peppa:*runs*
George:*kills Peppa with rocket launchers and gernades*

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