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When a woman straddles a man’s face, then comes to a “squirting” orgasm. The Male then drinks the female ejaculate as if it were a shot of alcohol.
Last night this chic sat on my face and gave me a Pink Princess shot! Dude, it was rad.
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He really isn’t one shot they will just say they are even tho they didn’t hit him ONCE
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A shot said to be a warning shot but instead hits it's intended target the first time.
"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." -J. Robert Oppenheimer
"The only use for an atomic bomb is to keep somebody else from using one." - George Wald
"The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas - fascism, communism, the atomic bomb." -P. J. O'Rourke
Harry S. Truman: How are we gonna deal with these Japs?
Albert Einstein: Give 'em the Japanese Warning Shot.
Harry S. Truman: What's that?
Albert Einstein: Check what I just posted on Urban Dictionary fam.
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Land Owner: Got all these idiets stealin stuff from my land
Friend: Just give 'em A Japanese Warning Shot.
Land Owner: *proceeds to shoot the stealing 'idiets'*
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A Corn Dog Shot is a scene in a video or movie that uses up lots of a particular item to film. The term originates from an episode of Scott The Woz in which several corn dogs were consumed over the course of filming one scene.
Ted: How did the filming go last night?
John: It was awful, we had a Corn Dog Shot and went through 13 beers in a single scene.
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Lick some Louisiana hot sauce off your girl’s left titty, eat a Totinos pizza roll off her left titty, then you get you a shot of bourbon out of her belly button hole (preferably Jim Beam), stick your dick in her, then tell your sister you love her.
“Hey sis, Maw and Paw are out in Talladega for the race tonight, wanna do an Alabama body shot?”
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Lil Wayne's reference to Promethazine with Codeine Cough Syrup in himself
Young Money, syrup in the big shot, time to do the thing thats word to your wrist watch
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When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.
I had one too many Russian money shots from Greg last night!
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