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When a woman wants you to be a dad to her child but isn't sure. So she leaves you instead of taking the chance.
Yo man be careful you're not just a fill-in-dad.....
When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.
Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!
When your Dad is imparting his wisdom, knowledge or lecturing you on how to live a successful life. Usually when you don’t want to hear it.
Friend1: Where have you been? You’ve missed part of the game.
Friend2: Sorry, I was caught in a Dad sesh. He saw my report card and I got caught up for 20 minutes listening to how my life’s gonna turn out if I don’t get better grades.
for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.
bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure
A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.