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French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 7, 2011


French dinner

The fine art of replacing a meal with wine and cigarettes.

Not working tomorrow so I'll probably just have a light French dinner and pass out.

by SaltySate February 5, 2016


belgium french fry

A very cold and thicc french fry, normal bought in McDonalds or Chick-fil-a

Dude, she's built like a belgium french fry!

by The lowercase G November 21, 2017


Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 2, 2021


french bacon

french bacon is a form of bacon produced by the french pigs.

Hey, is that french bacon??
you know it is bro!!

by Calamari0 May 6, 2022


Pardon my french fries

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries

Pardon my french fries

by SADBC October 8, 2021


French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .

Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..

by Ben waah February 22, 2023