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The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
That Canadian housing project at Walmart reaches aboot two thirds the way up the light poles.
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Another name for pussy, vagina, etc.
She's such a little cocktease to Adam - she won't let him into Eve's customs house.
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The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.
Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.
(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."
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A maximum security prison that features kids and teenagers. Owned by your local roadman they usually contain and develop the skills needed to lay bricks for the rest of your life.
Yute 1 : yo wag1 miss wys
Teacher : right that’s it your going to tanbridge house school , your just too intimidating and yesterday you locked up the whole school so ur laying bricks for the rest of ur life
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A slang word for a brothel or where prostitutes ply their trade. Usually in Thailand and made famous by the movie "Full Metal Jacket".
Transsexual Hooker: Mister, you want boom boom? Me love you long time and sucky sucky with happy ending,5 dollar we go boom boom house.
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When a dude and his bro bang a girl, her best friend and her mother.
Danger and Gerald were at Siciliano's and saw two girls and one of their mothers and commented to each other, "Who is down for a Kentucky Full House?"
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1. A very upscale classy or fancy female, rarely seen in today's age.
2. A woman of high standards.
"Damn son! She must be one of those White house ladies!"
"Sorry that White house lady is out of your league."
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