trouser cake

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anus between six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.
Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.
2:) Pornstars never ever have it.
3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.
4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy
5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

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slice of cake

a womens ass

damn i want a slice of cake like that sexy girls cake

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Doing Cake

The "Anthropomorphic Bean Cake" definition is:
"The act of doing cake and flicking the bean." We all know what flicking the bean is but what is doing cake?
I wish I could tell you. Can somebody please update this with a proper definition?????

"The act of doing cake and flicking the bean" - UrbanDictionary entry for "Anthropomorphic Bean Cake"

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Wet Caking

when you are fresh and making pleanty of money you are wet caking

Jose:Look at that fly guy Joell

Mike:Yea he sure is wet caking right now

Jose:Yea sumthin lite

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douche cake

A more intense form of douche bag; imagine someone filling a cake pan with douche and then baking it, truly disgusting.

Only a douche cake would cheat with the best friend!

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Cake work

easy

“How do you think you did on the test?”
“It was cake work, I definitely passed”

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bustin cakes

The act of releasing large amounts of noxious gas.

During a pick up basketball game Dale became aware that someone was bustin cakes while running both ends of the court.

Damn! Someone is bustin cakes! Damn!

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