argile socks

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

Slop Socking

Slop socking is the action of sticking one’s tongue in a hole ripped into another person’s shoe.

ex. 1
“bro i tried slop socking this girl and it turns out she didn’t even have a foot fetish!”
ex. 2
“bro what’s wrong??”
“dude someone just gave me a mad slop socking”
“aw man that’s awful”

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

Perma-Sock

The term Perma-sock is derived from the term Red Sock but used in a metaphorical sense. It is used to describe someone that permanently has their hole hanging out through overdoing it both physically and mentally. Like the permafrost of Siberia, the Perm-Sock can be long lasting.

Hey mate, how are you going with that Perma-Sock?

You have to take it easy mate, you don't want that Red Sock to turning a Perma-Sock.

Nar mate I can't come because I'm Red Socking it hard and I'm afraid it will turn into a Perma-Sock.

rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it

yo my ma found my sticky sock

tie dye slipper sock

someone who is a cozy sock and makes you feel warm but add a little bit of ~spice~

Addison Rae is a tie dye slipper sock