The act of being to fucking slow!
Hey mother fucker get your ass up and quit turtle toeing around!
A Foe Toe is an odd toe resting with normal toes. Foe Toes can make people feel insecure about their feet.
A: One of my toes is huge compared to my foot.
B: Oh, you have a Foe Toe?
C: What is a Foe Toe.
When someone with a toe and food fetish coats each toe with a variety of delights and sucks them off one by one.
My brother is nasty. He hires hookers and does toe flights off their feet every Saturday.
When someone braids their toe hair, they are doing it in fear, anger, defeat, annoyance, sadness, or all of the listed adjectives. This is usually caused by a roast too effective to just make the person scream FROOT LOOPS!
Elaine:PPNUGGET!
Sarah:AHHH! *braids toe hair*
Bystander:Was she just braiding toe hair?
The stub at the very left of your right foot or the stub at the very right of your left foot.