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toe liberty

When your second toe is longer than your big toe

Colm has toe liberty.

by ColmHayden January 13, 2018


Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017


Shrek Toes

Feet resembling those of Shrek. Or Katie Robinson

Wow Katie has massive Shrek toes

by LozzTinG January 26, 2015


Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

Da amusedly-puzzled remark dat you make when someone wif a major foot-fetish is going all vocally-and-physically ga-ga over yer ten lower extremities.

Tolerant big-boned tomboy, perplexedly watching as her new main squeeze is having fun exclaimingly yanking her big feet back and forth like gear-shifts and delightedly flexing her ample rubbery double-jointed digits back at a right-angle in his savoring hands: Yeah, yeah; toes --- so what?!

by QuacksO August 9, 2024


SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 10, 2023


Tiger Toe

Infamous magical and mysteriously confusing animal that cannot be trapped by the monstrous enemy.

The Tiger Toe is not in any way amused with the monster .

by Tiger Toe July 25, 2020


Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

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