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Angry Dragon's Tears

An angry dragon in which you hold the bitch's nose so the jiz cums out her eyes.

"Last night, after consuming mass quantities of salted goat meat, I proceeded to make my lover shed some angry dragon tears."

by moob master April 9, 2003

102๐Ÿ‘ 152๐Ÿ‘Ž


riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

by Tory Burnett October 21, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dragon Ball Z

Just to clairfy something-I've seen DBZ, I admit, in English.

The first season, where they fight Freeza is good. Then, due to it's popularity, they made about a thousand other episodes. (that were crap) Past the part with the Androids, it just got annoying.

The story is based around the characters of Goku, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Bulma, Vegeta, Trunks, ChiChi, Gotenks, Goten, Videl, exc...there are a lot. They generally beat up the baddies and are the good guys. It's a fighting show.

The over use of fighting with no main theme made DBZ annoying after the first two or so seasons.

by 009 January 5, 2005

46๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slay the pink dragon

Having sex with a woman who hasn't had sex for a long time, usually by a male but not exclusively. Not related to losing one's virginity; related to satisfying a large appetite that has built up for sex in a previously sexually active woman. Not female masturbation.

Steve is such a player, he tried to get with me cause he knows I havent had it for a year. But I don't need him to slay the pink dragon...I'd have asked him before if that's what I wanted!

by White Bone January 8, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dragon ball z

Now im assuming you know the basics of this show, so im countering hate definitions with a few simple facts.
1:if you hate most anime/maga, thats fine.no need to crudely define a show and waste your time when you could be doing something you like. if you do hate japanese cartoons, this aint for you.
2:I will admit, this show is overly complicated, and filled with filler(crap made to prolong a series, until good shit is written to follow after it.)simply skip it if you dont like filler. All those overly charged attacks, the twenty episode scream marathons....are filler. Okay?
3:The plot is confusing as hell, unless you tune in from episode 1, to episode 300. most is filler. but dont hate on its length. most shows like south park, the simpsons, and a few others run longer. watch what you like, and stop watching at whatever season you hate. For me, it was the buu saga.but i dont bitch about it because its an opinion.
4:the audience age range does vary greatly. this show has been broadcasted from over the top blood and guts violence, to little scratches with no blood. if you make fun of its audience, please dont forget us "old geeks"

Guy 1: hey man, dragon ball z sucks cause it has long attacks that last forever, a repetitive story, it makes no sense, and my shows are way better. its a little kid show.
Guy 2:filler,most of us fans started watching when we were kids, and moved on to violent cuts today, most storylines are repetitive, life, fight, betrayal, death, fuck off.
Guy 1: wtf, im going on Urban dictionary to post a hate post, cuz YOU have no life.
GUy 2:go ahead waste your time.

by I am Nerd, hear me roar April 6, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


green door dragon

a phrase that has seemingly no definition on the internet.

green door dragon, a phrase with no meaning and would make a good band name

by isogreen February 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Oklahoma Snap Dragon

When a man is getting head, the female snaps the man's penis in half, and while her mouth is full of blood, the man whispers something appalling in her ear, like "I have AIDS", thus making the blood squirt out her nose, almost like a dragon.

Last night I was giving me head when she gave me an Oklahoma Snap Dragon.

by TheBoiling June 17, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž