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Only rejects girls named aleisa, very cute, tall
Friend: “Bro is that max?” Me: “omg hopefully there aren’t any aleisas near”
max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.
super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know
a tall brown haired virgin boy who loves dick. whether it is dick in his mouth, dick in his ass, dick on dick action, dick cum, he loves it all. the only thing he loves more than dick is little boy dick.
max: hello i am max and i love dick where is the dick i need dick please someone give me dick i need it so badly
young little boy: please leave me alone
max: come here child and give me your dick before i force it into my mouth. just make it easy for me please
a guy who smokes a ton of weed and does massive tokes he is such a stoner
he is such a max meaning he is a stoner
A god of all sorts which if placed in an arena with any fictional character would dominate. Short for Maximum Destruction, he usually takes the form of a cat. Almost a skinwalker.
Nonce / shit eater / Nicki Minaj listener
You like Nicki Minaj? Okay Max