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A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
Similar to an Eskimo kiss. When two people who know each other have slept with the same person it is said they have Eskimo Fucked. Fucking by proxy.
Pete: "Oh no dude, you slept with Amber?"
Jordan: "Yeah, how did you not know that? You slept with her too?"
Pete: "Yeah dude. We totally Eskimo fucked."
Jordan: "You know I'm not into dudes, but there's literally no one I'd rather Eskimo fuck. Glad it was you dude."
Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.
Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
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A sick fuck elf is one nasty little cunt. Usually can be used along with the term Asshat. Derived from the "Warhammer" series and made popular by James Buddy.
"Man that guy is a sick fuck elf"
"What a bunch of sick fuck elves"
When you love someone so much knowing they'll never return that love for you. You love that person so unconditionally that you don't care how they treat you. The person you love knows it. The person loves only the power he/she has over you. The person toys with you because he/she knows how easy it is to get you. The moment you get enough power to let go, the person pulls you back in.
Help me. I'm so love fucked!
Love fucked; falling for someone hard and always going back to the same person no matter what they do to you
Im love fucked and it sucks and theres nothing i can do about it
Love fucked; falling for someone hard, being let down and always finding yourself going back to that same person no matter how hard they hurt you
Man im really Love fucked and ut sucks