April 17th a day where when u can fuck anyone you want any time you want. NO COMPLAINTS at all.
Hey its National fuck day baby get that ass over here NOW ots National Fuck Day
If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
Oh look at this toss fuck pulling out and then hitting his breaks
When you fuck a girl when shes pregnant in the kitchen
I just got out of the best oven fucking
You put 3 ice cubes in your woman's vagina and proceed to aggressively fuck her vagina
"Yo Last night I frosty fucked my girl"
Chucking a condom in the freezer before sex
I'm gonna surprise the girlfriend with a frosty fuck later
What you look like when you see your salt
Stop looking at crush, you look like a fucking tomato