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When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
The kind of fame one get's from having sex with too many people, has nothing to do with how cool they actually are
Darrion is fucking famous. That's why even girls who haven't slept with him know his name
When someone is getting fucked and then fart, hence fucked fart.
"Damn dudebro, this place reeks of fucked farts"
An individual affected with autism or autism spectrum disorder.
“Where is Timmy?”
“Oh, he’s in the SPED class with the other fuck brains.”
When you aggressive encourage your brethren to be blessed in their ventures and experiences and to share the blessings, AGGRESSIVELY!
I SAW Brendan FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE CHATTED, IT WAS COOL, HE'S DOING ALRIGHT, I TOLD HIM TO bless the fuck up WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
Fuck Me Please or PME.
FUCK ME PLEASE MR. BIG BALLS
what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real
person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"